Friday, November 27, 2009

Top Group Fitness Certifications

CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 3 ^: 6 ^ DAY

11/26/2009 ATLETICO 76 - EDIL Josico 3-9 ( Pagaiani C., R. Brunelli, S. Miele)

For the record, we are here to take up the paperwork on that yet another defeat has seen the players even worthy Atletico 76 boys who once again fell under the blows of the battleship of Slavic ethnicity. Initially teams

short and well-placed in the field but after the first few minutes of play here is that the script changes to remain the same throughout the match: Edil Josic on velvet and Atletico on the shields. The children of Mr. Silicato try to strike up some effective restart without ever having to be a sharp and much can not do that groped as they can to stem the tide of goals that are approaching horizon.

serves more than describe the slaughter in the dark and stormy night is consumed?

really need something to rage on a group of "bad boys" become "boys" in front of the advancing stranger?

really need to examine the good and the bad of a match too learn to be analyzed?

We could say a thousand things but the same because they omit many irons in the fire here is very delicious ... .. and even the newspapers argue the reasons for the collapse atletichino launching various solutions.

Some people assume that is the end of a cycle and those who are wondering when this cycle never started ...

Some people assumed that the dressing is no longer cohesive, but the "train" within it with Berto Capostazione testify to the contrary ....

Someone mentioned the possibility that the possible change of the presidential guard has destabilized the environment but the important scenes of jubilation that occurred on the arrival of this news categorically deny

... In the end no one can comprehend that the various Manzella Brunelli instead of inputs such as playing "darsea-torsea" in the field, if what was once a jewel is now just a zirconaccio from junk, if the new signings seem to have been taken with the formula of the 2x1 with a gift third. That's right, no one can explain what is behind the disaster Atletico, perhaps a Macumba in last in order of time they have been victimized by our young goalkeeper, which will now tell the tragic story.


The Dying Swan

It was a cold winter evening when the tragedy took his original act. As was usually the boys used to be on a pitch not far from the city to deal with the representatives of several nearby villages in a competitive tournament ball Florence.

That night it seemed that nothing was different than usual even for him, Emilio Papyrus, a gentleman who liked to dabble in Gascon goalkeeper and he loved also encourage sustained animosity with the comrades in the organization of this ball game Florentine he most kindly described as "one of Palla Maremma Fiorentina Pig" for the tremendous hardship that this game gave him.

Soon succeeded the irreparable. It was in that while Papyrus Emilio ran towards the ball rolling harmless in all his heavy leather studded sordid cry that shook the calm of the village Marolese, home of the game. "Aiiiiiaaaaiiiiaaaaiiiiiaaaiiii" echoed through the gathering of friends and immediately around him who wondered what that had ever happened to the zealous Gascon.

"And that you Emilio? Be angry for some reason, maybe a mystery to us in this latter fashion fatal scream? "He is asked.

"And I cried because I felt so deadly a sudden sharp pain in his leg. ... Those of you who dared to hit me by surprise while I could see? Those of you who pointed his bow and his arrows against my poor leg? ".

No one dared respond to such accusations, and while no one was lavish in helping the poor Gascon for fear of unexpected reactions. As long as the horse came to the Supreme Judge of the ball Fiorentina, Conte Mariano In Pertica, with a firm voice that said,

"No one is complicit in this disaster, no one can be held up for a crime that was committed ... .. this is the verdict Papyrus, the fate is the only culprit of your unfortunate fate. Leave space for those who want to play and go away to suffer where my ears can not hear, and where my eyes can not see so ashamed of a man capable of suffering in silence. From now on, the place will be taken from the Papyrus of Gascon Paggio Bertone Codon "ruled.

was at that point that you raised a unanimous chorus of disapproval, a "No no ... .. Bertone Codon Nooooo Noooooo."

Emilio Papyrus disheartened by such great despair, then decided to take her life going to die in the bottom of the pond front and leaving a single phrase to remember: "My life I have dedicated to you, and want to be remembered, I urge that the President as soon as I have sent."

EMILIO PAPYRUS : vote 7 ... ... ... ... ... ... depleted

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Fitting A Queen Size Bed In Cargo Van

CHAMPIONSHIP: 5 ^ DAY

No go FIA - Atletico 76 (5-4) By Franco


Another bitter disappointment for the boys terrible Mister silicate, beaten the wire by a team at an affordable level on points in the standings. The situation becomes complicated for the pursuit of the championship, the first stretching step and the risk of losing ground against direct competitors for the playoffs, the minimum goal atletichini. With an unusual formation

and skimpy in quantity, without the free and the role of the substitute packages last minute, Atletico row between the posts Bertacco, called upon to repeat his brilliant performance in training last week, pending confirmation that partly upheld tradition " Bertacco Leone in training and competition Bertacco Doomsday ... "

Chronicle. Check with the handbrake on, shoes on the wheels, uphill road and trunk full of gravel for the athlete who can not find the dynamism necessary; Zerbato pendulum, to which the coach gave the keys of defense with a keychain ... cast iron, part of the contract in the position to him uncongenial. The flow in the difficult first few minutes seeking the and when this seems to be reached, PEMMMM ... opponents went ahead. The force Atletico are ready to strike a balance, however, taking advantage of strong technical superiority in ball possession. In

pawing the bench that the new purchase Bonni Presidentissimo Baghin row in the last eight minutes to catch his breath when the cat is out of opponents a goal.

It goes on in the rest of a point, short of breath and mind a little shiny.

At the start of the match Atletico is compact in the field, eager for revenge and hungry for success, but at this point that an angry dry helps the referee to make even more glowing atmosphere, an opponent's defensive slip that almost takes the full Bell Cristian ways that calm, typical of Lords, Britain's most educated, shoot a victim in the face of "Tomorrow morning, GO TO A Laor N'DARE MIIIIII! !!!". The game drags towards the end when the athlete, after a persistent action, find the equalizer. Bomber Faccin decides it's time to play a little 'soccer team and takes the hand grasping two sensational cross ...

The final insult came from a free kick, gave their opponents by an arbitrator which will be discussed separately. Bert decides that a man in a barrier enough, the opponent takes and the ball spernacchiando in the face of national Bertone, the bag, giving the victory to FIA No go!

Chapter referee: Sardinian U'FISCHIONE can not manage a game in A1 and this is said and made it clear to the organizers, it is enough to say that, to quote the president Baghin which flutters his anger on the bench, through the field during a game play without having had the intelligence to stop it before, how do you see this in any way fouls or misconduct? Chapter fouls, though this year the rule applies as for football FICG to 11 then you should tell it to people and not just a few fortuanti already follow him; the contact is not forbidden or at least should not be minimized? Revenue heavy pressures and harsh contrasts were the leitmotif of the game that counted a total of 18 total fouls in two days! In short, we did not with the referee and mind you, is not an excuse for the defeat that still comes deserved, but the natural outlet when you see so clearly incapable referees.

are useless invective launched at the direct question that certainly does not tell you you're right, you need a corporate action that raises the awareness CSAIN not to arbitrate in A1 people unprepared and not very charismatic!


BERTO : what to say, has done pretty well, but you can not hide that at least a couple of pears could have been avoided. In games that pull and balanced enough to succumb ... this is a nothing, the nothing of last night had a 20 cm tail! Baptizes sometimes throws opponents with too much complacency, thereby removing an attack of angina Stoiko the poor.

rating 5: ...... ARCHBISHOP


IKO : we know it, the jewel of responsibility invested, emotionally charged. In the first minutes is contracted and imprecise, allowing avverari to sting more than they should. Safe recovery, but it is never proactive as usual. Invokes the time out as a pilgrim to invoke the water after days of walking, but the president, not satisfied with devious and diabolical, "... you wanted xugare xuga!" We are still far from the jewel of better times.

Rated 5 :...... DEVALORIZATION


DRY : unusually nervous and angry, Cristian fails to give security to the defense department, which was expected having regard to its years of experience, worries too much to shoot their classmates and becomes inaccurate. His offensive sorties create good scoring opportunities, but the particular situation the evening does not allow him to give his gifts to the fund. Clashes verbally with opponents and this makes it shiny ... just that he lacks the presence of his son Manuel on the sideline?

Rated 5 :........ Chi l'ha visto?


NICO: the bomber is called for a speedy recovery after recent lackluster performance, but most is expected from the inevitable post-game cavalcatina. Part good, sacrifices himself in attack and in defense, but like everyone else, does not take the 50 minutes of play. It has the merit to score a couple of valuable networks that keep the team afloat and hit two crossbars, and if had started a little 'before playing his part, maybe comment on a victory today. Cloying as always the little theater of your shoes untied, but buy from Fontana Sports! Rated 5

:....... PRIMIGI STARTED


BONN: it cuts out some minutes in the first half and a miutaggio much larger in the second half. It was such a good dynamic to the team, his play was created by a goal and other valuable offensive action ... Certainly, if sometimes come back in defense to cover, we would all be happy! But the boy is young, it must still be done and has yet to go into complicated patterns Atletico ball ... Redo that marks a long (??!!) No, no ... this year Redo new schemes are urgently required! Rated 5

:............. BACK TO HOME LINES


CAT : intellectual honesty judge my performance, which has also contributed to my conscience, this time clearly to the left ....

knackered, imprecise and messy if we put more into what remedy a warning two minutes from time for failing to meet the distance on a side and, for that foul foul is awarded a free kick which then becomes opponents' goal in the win, well then let me tell you, in a solemn and peremptory ... YOU OWN AN IDIOT!

Here, tuto made me go!

rating 4 FACT :........... TOTUM


school report for the Presidentissimo Baghin last night as a coach in the second, but also no!

STOIK: slap on the ears for the president, who can not infuse his Tusi in the right spirit for the meeting. Distracted and listless, recovering from numbness in autumn only to go to inveigh against vain Piddu 'U'FISCHIETTU' when in fact should have been made to call time out and provide, as Mr. SILICATE normally does, the mash (ask IKO Marola that still roams in search of water). It seems worried about some strange and mysterious reason, continues to receive calls from some PIERO, seems to have done away with his laptop, in short, a murky situation, I would say TRANS. ... TRAINING!

rating 5: .......... ... TRANS FORMER!

Friday, November 13, 2009

How To Make Home Made Boxing Equipment

CHAMPIONSHIP: 4 ^ DAY

12/11/2009 ATLETICO 76 - AVM ELECTRONICS 3-7 (Brunelli, B., Sinica)

Another hard blow for the boys are in Vicenza that field again without the necessary will to suffer and that, although initially characterized by the usual balanced clear scoring opportunities wasted, eventually succumbed under the blows of opponents badly. Given current

it seems unthinkable that the athlete may go over the ride last year, unless the coach is unable to give a circle in the minds of his boys, and had better begin to look with more interested in the bottom of the league and the struggle for salvation which must remain the first real objective of squadra.Momento negative or doom? For posterity will judge it is certain that the spirit saw yesterday is good to think that a lot of satisfaction if the athletes do not take away ... ..

PAPER: Can as glia may be to curb attacks on opponents that at some point in the match you are persistent, prolonged and uncontrollable aided by a very inadequate defensive arrangement. Spends himself in parades and advice to the total collapse even psychological accompanied by phrases like "but go to hell", "referee whistles the end that goes' Ndemo home." Collapse that occurs in a clear manner after being mocked by a lob which responds to the opponent writhing and raging vehemently this time with clear direct curses no one knows who and no one knows why. Valuable tactics to match his initiative being taken literally for Iko "strasse" and accompany him in the right position on the pitch after reports that its calls had fallen on deaf ears, the classic example of "less jerking, more facts." Apart from anything else is perhaps the only one who has the right mentality and the lack of willingness to be humiliated.

VOTE: 7 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. EXAMPLE

NICO : riotornato the case Faccin? Where is the wonderful beginning of the year player? Moves heartless soul will never find the right position on the field. Never dangerous area and imprecise goals in support to his companions. Certainly the experience you expect a lot more but at this point we seek the true causes of this malaise. Many, and probably with reason, think that this is due to flawed relationship with Franco, and so long that the two will not tune in past years will be difficult to pick a guy who currently grows only waiting for this to happen to turn back into a something a little 'more worthy.

RATING: 4 ... ... ... ... ... ... CHRYSALIS

BONN: bitter debut for new signing atletichino that although the goal can not have a significant impact in the match. Unresponsive and ill-prepared to the rhythms of football today, the player runs like hell for the entire first half but never do it properly. His generosity Running quickly turned in respiratory failure with involvement of the myocardium and this is called the bench. The second is even more confused and lack of oxygen leads him to fight alone with his head down against a defense that can never well placed to worry.

RATING: 4 ... ... ... ... ... .... NOVELLINO

IKO : Loaded important for the investiture of captain, the gem does not pay the confidence in a presidential proposing not too confident on the court. It damns the soul as usual and as usual, retains the position effectively in an orderly manner but has to blame himself not to believe too much and too early to give up taking a game that could and should riagguantare. At the end of the race said "the weight of the band is too young for my age." The disappointed president replies: "As I create, destroy you ... .. shot" and punishment for the test took place ... unconvincing.

RATING: 5 ... ... ... ... ... ... .. sea Picked

RICKY: We expect a confirmation from Talentino mignon and too much pressure on the other hand have done nothing to stop its final consecration. Start the first half with good intentions and it is expected that soon the hair will start to play to put the signature on the victory atletichina and instead wasted a couple of occasions and missed a couple of defensive introspection led him to a sadly forgotten test opaque. In the second half drags art in the field without it aside if it is clear that despite its precariousness is the only one who may be able to invent something. Among registered with a look, a fleeting glance to the hair and sistematina the possible presence of "wild women" on the sideline also occasionally decide to play. At this point the question arises: artistic heritage to be restored to eliminate counterfeiting or nice? It will be the next races to tell us who is Richard Brunelli and if under the dense canopy hides the desire to surprise even the past. What is certain is that he won last night for its elegance, good looks and winning smile.

RATING: 5 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....

GAY ICON

STEFANO : for him without affecting debut and the heavy legacy of that number 10 maybe you feel stuck in every initiative. It 'still present in the field presenting itself in offensive zone with some interesting conclusions. But it is a fluke because he disappears completely in the second half starting to miss steps and supports. At the end of game states, "I was the contract, on the other hand playing with a talisman brings bad luck like that (jersey No. 10) is not easy ... .. I tried not to think about but I felt that I need to touch the ball every two minutes to counteract the negative energy of this shirt. " Who knows the next time there is less "balls" touched and played more balls ....

RATING: 4.5 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... TIMOR

TOMMY: In the wake of a bitter dispute with Manzella, guilty of serious insubordination for organizing meetings on their own initiative, comes to Marola load like a spring. Tactically perfect mastery directs the defense and often seeks forward with conviction. Has the merit of a clear opportunity to get face to face with the goalkeeper, who pendulum in hand and shouting "I will tell you when pulling iiiooooo" style Giucas Casella hypnotizes our falling into a deep sleep and you blow the ball. Then staged a curtain with the bad referee culprit (besides the fact that the referee ..) not to have a series of fouls whistled sensational, "Ricky does not complain and stay calm" ... 2 minutes later ... "Arbitroooo Iooo Canneeeee!" In the second half is the only one that damns the soul to bring the ship on course, scoring a fine goal and giving the 'for example, competitive mentality and malice that, alas, is not followed by the rest of the crew.

VOTE: 7 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... PREACHER (DESERT)

must remember ... .. VOTE: 10 ... ... to those who did not drop a tear when he saw that No. 10 to take the field? Who is not designed to for a moment how much satisfaction that gave No. 10 in the past? And who is not outraged because that shirt has not been withdrawn as a sign of respect and sincere thanks to those no longer with us (talking about footballing ... ...)? Emotions are a lot early in the race, the excitement has reached levels where raguardevoli Iko, captain of athletics, has laid the wreath of chrysanthemums on the sideline during games where he used to be our former No. 10 and when an endless line of children dressed in white, each with a candle in his hand has made the rounds of the field, nobody has been able to exempt itself from participating in a long and heartfelt applause interrupted only by a choked voice of those who wanted to participate a sentence with the grief unanimous

Charter: "The best moment was when I decided not to take the field ...."

Tommy: "He gave confidence to the team because no one felt inferior to him ..."

Ibid: "It was a lucky guy ...."

Franco: "Perhaps you could do something more for him to intervene before ... .. but ... .. also no"

Beef: "We should still maintain the tradition of dinners ... .. "

Nico:" Who is he to the Schei ghe the demo? "

Iko" ... .. (pause) ... .. (pause) ... .. (silence) " (No comments)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Schooners Cost 1700's

CHAMPIONSHIP:

11/02/2009 ATLETICO 76 - GOLDEN SHELL 3-6 (Sinica 3)


In the cold and stormy night of November 2, Atletico good team bound by the dictates of the Church that he is, is a worthy representation of the day's commemoration of the dead appearing literally in the field with a "death squad".

The first time he sees an orderly and well-prepared team that defends itself effectively to share in a pungent choral and actions that lead to some big mistakes but only skirts. So from a first half that could easily end up 4 to 0 we pass to a second half that saw the beginning of involution General in athletics goalkeeper to take a 1-2-3 sudden guests. From then on, although the recovery that takes the athletes on 3 to 3 takes over the general chaos, the athletic becomes a "tower of Babel" where everyone "fights" alone against an enemy that no longer even recognizes where in the field there are more "viewers" that players. Worthy conclusion? Two, and say two potential free throws thrown in the toilet flush with lots of pull. ... Is because we do not need the free throws!!

BERTO : after the last test was disconcerting for training all eyeballs. There were those who plot his physical elimination, who wanted to simulate a fake car accident that did not allow it to arrive on site and who had even mentioned the possibility of a kidnapping taking anonymous contacts with the outside market, however, Sardinia the half-empty pockets presidential. It is a fact that has taken the field confirming his personal rule to be a goalkeeper worthy of the name once every 15 days. It is exalted in plastic twisting, technical diving and suicide bombers out effective though not always bodily fluid, say a little 'crawl just to be clear ... ... .. in the midst of such great skill but it is impossible not to notice what remains (and perhaps remain for centuries and centuries) its Achilles' heel: the references, either by foot or hand.

VOTE: 6 ... ... ... ... ... ... RADIANT

PIGA : it is not yet clear whether the new entry will be able to put the pieces atletichina in defense but what is clear is that certainly will be able to make opponents spotted if it were needed. Despite the defeat, however, his debut is certainly positive for the necessary contribution to the defensive and the consistent effort that brings into play and although the geographical Palalago's not yet very clear (it seems to have shot an hour throughout the hinterland before finding the playing field even getting to touch places like Sarmeola, Rubano, Grangemouth, Grantortino until it reaches the ground Veggiano ) it is certain that this man will certainly be the star of intense nights "marolesi" ... .. for better or for worse.

VOTE: 6 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. BAPTIZED

IKO : his diligence tactic is now very well known history and his few outbursts are just as offensive and as project what was also the last night. Shoulder for his excellent defensive coach and leader, and example and objective (... and we could go on for hours and hours), he also manages to sting in offensive zone without having the conviction and the evil just for the cock inside of stracazzo ball ... ecchecazzo !!!!! E 'bravo also contain the goblins that run-twins opponents as demonic loose cannon bouncing from one side of the field while he and the other between a run, chew bitter seeing so blessed youth who left his body a day many years ago. One day was the jewel of Old Bari is now just ... ...

VOTE: 6 ... ... ... .. AN OLD jewel of BARI

FRANCO : Play with the usual attention to his tactical movements, but also its proverbial Filed character is blown away by the general chaos in which the cat is placed against his will. He lives in the one sortie when the wave of emotion offensive snap is released with cat (Embee ...) by a feint to the body of "Come on Let's Twist Again" thrilled that leaves opponents and fellow public and then negate it all with a power strip that turns off the baseline after a couple of minutes of slow rolling of the ball. Maybe too soon put to shame by his coach guilty of not giving him the playing time needed to give their best (... and I regret it and I regret that decision !!!!!), the Cat accepts calmly speak frankly (Embee ...) her "Meow" of disappointment.

RATING: 5 ... ... ... .... PRESUMED INNOCENT

CHRISTIAN : everything nice and perky part that looks like a ferret just released by the sadistic torture of poachers and grind km on the left wing opponents as jumping pins and then losing the most beautiful, the Alberto Tomba Slalomizza without ever reaching the finish line. For a while, 'he damns the soul in search of practical and failed then and then falling into despair and nervousness that they lose the clarity needed to be decisive. Between a nursery rhyme of oaths that ends in "Can" and ending with a musical theory of insults "Executioner", sadly earns the bench with a general invitation to know more provocative: "'NDAS in pussy vala!"

VOTE: 5.5 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... POETIC

NICO: If any of you were to ask how go from riches to rags Well, Nico is also addressing that after the stunning performance of the first day finds himself plunged into a test as to say ... .. ... ... but I say colorless colorless, color has it very well, brown ... . in short, a better game of shit. Never once can skip the portly opponent who certainly does not rate his best weapon and also fails servitegli easy opportunities on a silver platter by fellow dry snacks. Intangible and virtually absent except when you earn a free throw that really wants to throw to the winds with a fast beat that has not substantiated the only effect of off-handed side. All this is done despite a unison choir moved from the bench: "Noooooo, Nico Nooooo do not do it! Because .... Perchèèèèèèèèè because ... ..... " With this outrageous action draws the ire of fellow all that with his hair badly addressed him in various ways attracted an endless crowd of oaths so that the forces of evil gather about him as evoking the new:

RATING: 4 ... ... ... ... ... .. ANTICHRIST

BEEF : it could be his chance for redemption, the conditions were optimal: moderate opponent, weather conditions suited him captain as a sign of trust and warm support of the public present. But what could and should become a party turned into a tragedy with Manzella unrecognizable technically and also in terms of character.

a king without a kingdom, a fisherman without a boat, a dog without a master, a sausage without mustard ... .. this was what Manzo represented in the field. Melts like snow in the sun as soon as the match becomes inflamed and his blank stare is difficult to understand that before the final whistle able to find the right path. He wanders aimlessly in search of a glimmer of lucidity that not even the saint to whom is truly, San Antonio ( its focus), can give him. It is extremely nervous in the final left and right arguing for trivial reasons, perhaps because of that alleged Franciacorta he presented at the dinner company that still beats in my head. At the end of the game is often criticized for having played badly and wine in particular the aforementioned question unequivocally scadentissimo "Zonin sparkling."

RATING: 4 ... ... ... ... ... ... .... AVVINNAZZATO